The First Annual Strathletics

The First Annual Strathletics

Calling all Olympic Rejects!


Timebomb Trading, Strathcona Beer Co. and Miss Envy present STRATHLETICS, the 1st Annual Canadian National Skateboard Team Tryouts. No drug tests required!

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Cash Prizes! 

Date: Saturday, September 11th 2016

Time: Starts at 1pm

Location: Strathcona Park - 857 Malkin Ave, Vancouver, BC V6A 2K5

It’s not your average skateboard contest, and it’s not exactly the Olympics. It’s Strathletics! Timebomb Trading is teaming up with Strathcona Beer Co, KingShit Mag, Miss Envy Botanical, and local skate shops to host this parody of Olympic Skateboarding.

Start your training regimen now to compete in events like; synchronized skating, hippy jump hurdles, skateboard discus toss, 100 metre mongo dash, and more! Each event will include cash prizing, medals, and your chance to join the Strathletics team on our quest for Gold.

This is your opportunity to bring that internal flame that burns and show the world you are the ultimate Olymp… *ahem* Strathlete.